Nitramy's Party Survival Guide
a. Be courteous.
b. Make sure your sense of humor doesn't target someone in the party. But if she or he's an asshole and and absent from the party (for an example, refer to some of my previous posts), feel free to unload bullshit at her/his expense.
c. Employ the Drink Hax: drink half as fast as you usually do, and when someone asks you if you're done, say it's your next drink already. That way you get drunk in double the time.
d. Always assume BS when someone starts talking. There is a ratio between how much one has drunk and her/his honesty.
e. If and when you do get lucky, use protection, goddammit!
f. If you're hotheaded, stay silent and stay neutral.
g. Don't drink too much too quickly. If you find concentration difficult, hold off on the vino - it's not going to sprout feet and walk away from you. If it did, then you really are drunk.
Anyway, Happy New Year, stay safe, and don't be a statistic.
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